Mischief & Mayhem | Corwin Lancaster

[CORWIN HARPER LANCASTER]

[style=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/UQHxG.jpg); width: 300px; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; font: 10px comic sans; color: #494949;] .thirty-two.male.halfblood.heterosexual.former gryffindor. Corwin is quite a handful. He's got a quicksilver mind and more than his fair share of energy. Always up for a good joke, even at his own expense, he can easily fail to stop at the do not cross line. Still, he rarely means ill by it. He can be exhausting to be around but sometimes it just might be worth the hassle. [/style][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,310,true][atrb=style, font: 12px comic sans; color: #494949, bTable][style=float: left; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/zeDfD.jpg); padding: 5px; margin-right: 5px; margin-left: 5px; margin-top: 5px;][/style][style=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/UQHxG.jpg); width: 300px; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; font: 10px comic sans; color: #494949;]friends. Corwin loves friends. Honestly. Sincerely. He also loves taking the piss out of them. Any friends of his are probably going to have be patient, crazy, or both. Probably both. Cor pretty much wears his heart on his sleeve. It's just a very mischievous heart and anyone close to him better be able to give as good as he gets. He really appreciates someone out-pranking him. It gives him ideas for the future. All in all, Cor needs fellow tricksters as well as a few stabilizing forces amongst his friends. Old Hogwarts friends, new friends, it's all the same. So give this man some love![/style][style=float: right; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/zeDfD.jpg); padding: 5px; margin-left: 5px; margin-top: 5px; margin-right: 5px;][/style][style=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/UQHxG.jpg); width: 300px; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; font: 10px comic sans; color: #494949;]enemies. Oh yes, Corwin has his share of enemies. On his part he has pissed of plenty of people in the course of his life with his tricks and well-meant ribbing. He doesn't usually hate anyone on principle but he can be as blind as anyone else and take exception to someone for all the wrong reasons. Most of his antagonistic relationships fall squarely on his shoulders but most of them don't actually get his ire. More people actively hate him than he actively hates. He tends towards annoyed indifference for all but a few amongst his enemies. Please give him some good enemies. Enemies are fun.[/style][style=float: left; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/zeDfD.jpg); padding: 5px; margin-right: 5px; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px;][/style][style=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/UQHxG.jpg); width: 300px; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; font: 10px comic sans; color: #494949;]lovers. Corwin definitely has had more lovers than loves. He isn't prone to sleeping around, exactly, but he tends not to develop feelings as deep as he feels he should towards the women he's with. He cares for them, certainly, but he's never really been in love. So past lovers may think of him either well or ill and regardless that should be interesting. Future lovers are also a possibility because hey, who knows what the future will bring?[/style][style=float: right; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/zeDfD.jpg); padding: 5px; margin-left: 5px; margin-top: 5px; margin-right: 5px;][/style][style=background: url(http://i.imgur.com/UQHxG.jpg); width: 300px; padding: 10px; text-align: justify; font: 10px comic sans; color: #494949;]others. HEY LITTLE BROTHER! Corwin needs his baby brother to annoy love. Ok, both. He does love his family but he's just a bit um... eccentric and tends to poke someone in the ribs to show affection before he thinks that maybe a hug would be more appropriate. If anyone's interested in making him (I'll love you forever!) lemme know and we can plot! I'll let you know what I have in mind (don't worry, it's a really sketchy idea). He also needs minions underlings employees at Zonko's Joke Shop. He's an interesting boss, I promise. Anything I'm missing? Got any great ideas? Let me know. I love ideas.[/style]

[style=font: 9px courier new; text-align: center; margin-top: -10px;]♥ lucie from btn[/style]

[`Devvi]

Lily&&Cor

so. like. Lily's displaced and in need of a new network of friends. She doesn't discriminate based on age, you know. She's a rather sociable and nice girl to be around. Plus she's pretty darn famous. Maybe these two can form some kind of friendship? Maybe he can look out for her? Maybe he can be the big bro she never had? SO MUCH NICENESS TO GO AROUND.

Lucius&&Cor

I got nothing. Lucius is a dick. He's a dick to everyone. Dick dick dick dick.

[CORWIN HARPER LANCASTER]

Cor&Lily

Cor is a great big brother figure! (His brother might disagree but shhh) But seriously, I think there's potential for plenty of cute fun here. He couldn't imagine how she's possibly feeling all displaced and everything so he'd try to make her feel comfortable and not treat her all OMG IT'S YOU ZOMG. Once they develop a report he might owl her mini charms that turn her breakfast polka dotted, make her hair shimmer like a heat mirage, or other such little things. It's important to start the day off with a smile, you know!

Cor&LucyLucius

Corwin meets Lucius. Lucius's hair turns a bright, metallic, glowing pink. This might be best to avoid. xDD

[`Devvi]

Lily&&Cor

you have. no idea. how happy that will make her. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN SO BADLY. T___T

[CORWIN HARPER LANCASTER]

Cor&Lily

Yesssss~ Good. Excellent. =D It will be beautiful. I don't think there'll be chance for them to interact until Lily gets to Hogwarts for the year, unless there's the possibility of a chance meeting. Dunno how that would really work out what with all the hush hush right now.

[SEVERUS TOBIAS SNAPE]

Severus&&Cor

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I feel the obligation to inform you that Severus Snape does not take kindly to pranksters, and I do not see these two getting along, I mean, Cor will seem to Sev on first impression like a younger version of the obnoxious younger James Potter that he knew and hated so well, even if Cor really isn't that bad, first impressions mean a lot to Severus Snape. If these two have met, most likely at Hogwarts, as Cor isn't much younger than Sev, or after school, at some point, I see Severus not liking him too much, until, of course, Sev sees that Lily adores Cor like a brother, which at first he will be a bit jealous of, before he will get used to it, and will be as civil, and perhaps even be nice to Cor, time would have to tell.

[CORWIN HARPER LANCASTER]

Cor&Severus

OMG I was just posting in your plotter! xD I figured Severus wouldn't take too kindly to Corwin, who can be quite horrible and single-minded when it come to pranks and jokes and tricks. It should be fun once Lily and Cor become pals since Severus and Cor will have to play nice and come to some common ground, which for Corwin might come to "I promise not to try to prank you on days when you're teaching. Unless it's harmless or something."

[SEVERUS TOBIAS SNAPE]

Severus&&Cor

! Oh yes, Severus will not take kindly to Cor. And he won't appreciate the "Unless it's harmless or something" part of his promise. Severus will tell him he does not enjoy any sort of prank pulled on him, and he will not tolerate it, and might end up asking Lily to ask him to stop, because he does not think it is funny. Since Severus has such a terrible history with the self-proclaimed pranking masters of the 70's, he would not have much of a sense of humor when it came to his jokes, even if harmless. Just thinking of Severus Snape going to Dumbledore complaining about a fellow adult pranking him. Except Severus Snape is a little kid and it's almost like he's whining. Which won't happen, but it was a funny thought.

[CORWIN HARPER LANCASTER]

Cor&Severus

But that's Corwin trying to be friendly! Honest! He's just a bit mad, perhaps. Cor will insist that "Sevvy" needs to lighten up and enjoy life a little more; crack a smile, sing a song, spike a mohawk (preferably green and silver colored at a quidditch match). Deep in his heart, Cor is certain that poor Severus desperately needs a dose of life's best medicine: laughter, poor, grumpy soul that he is.

OMG the mental image of Professor Severus Snape of Menace and Scowl whinging to Dumbledore about the (adult!) imbecile who turned his shoes to bunny slippers (or something equally ridiculous) is beautiful. I'm making highly embarrassing squeaks trying not to guffaw and wake the house.