Dear You.

[ALICE KEMPTON TURNER]

Dear Sirius,
I really should have asked then. But then answer me this: who was that blonde I saw you walking around with this morning?!
~ Alice

[SIRIUS ORION BLACK]

Dear Alice,

She was just a person I was keeping by me so I could keep my mind off of you, since I can't spend every moment with you. [at the start it looks like it started out slow writing before a fast scribble as he knows what he is going to say]

The sexiest beast in all the universes including fictional worlds that don't exist, Sirius

[ALICE KEMPTON TURNER]

Dear Sirius,
Why does my brain tell me that that's a lie? Still, you should have told me earlier.
~ Alice

P.S. Someone's a tad full of themselves aren't they? /states pointedly at signature/

[SIRIUS ORION BLACK]

Dear Alice,

I am so terribly sorry, my dear. I will keep that in mind when things occur to me regarding your beauty and how you are amazing in the future.

The sexiest beast in all the universes including fictional worlds that don't exist, Sirius

PS - I always tell the truth!

[ALICE KEMPTON TURNER]

Dear Sirius,
You flatter me too much. I'm really not that beautiful or amazing. What have I done to be amazing? Nothing.
Also, watch out for Quinn and Marcus. They're a tad bit...overprotective and given your current relationship and your relationship with me and your reputation...
~ Alice
I never said that you didn't, but no one tells the truth all the time.

[SIRIUS ORION BLACK]

Dear Alice,

Just by being you, you are amazing.

Don't worry about them, I'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I can take them if they try anything.

The sexiest beast in the only universes that matter, the ones that you are in, Sirius

PS - So you do think I'm a sexy beast, huh?

[ALICE KEMPTON TURNER]

Dear Sirius,
That makes no sense whatsoever.
I highly doubt that.
And I did not say that. At all.
~ Alice

[SIRIUS ORION BLACK]

Dear Alice,

It's makes all the sense in the world, my dear.
I'm quite adept in dueling, you know?
I read what you scribbled out! It took a lot of work, but I did! HA!

The sexiest beast in the only universes that matter, the ones that you are in, Sirius

[ALICE KEMPTON TURNER]

Dear Sirius,
How so? Explain, please.
Who said anything about dueling with wands? They're more...physical.
You read it wrong. Oh, I see you've changed it now. The ones I am in, you say?
~ Alice

[SIRIUS ORION BLACK]

Dear Alice,

You are amazing just the way you are, of course. Everything about you, and not just your beauty on the outside, but you're sweetness on the inside.
Ha! I can take them on. Just whip out my wand and tell them I don't do threats well.
Darn, I thought I got you... But of course, fair maiden, because you are the most important one in the world.

The sexiest beast in the only universes that matter, the ones that you are in, Sirius

[ALICE KEMPTON TURNER]

Dear Sirius,
Why such flattery all of a sudden? Doesn't this all seem much too quick to you? ...that would not be a good idea. In any aspect. You obviously do not know my brothers. Oh really? And here I thought that the most important one would have been you! :)
~ Alice

[pansy]

Turner,

Nothing actually, it's just i highly dislike the increased number of gryffs that appeared out of thin air lately. So, just return to where you belong and everything will be awesome. Take your kitties with you too as nobody enjoys so many scardy cats in lions cloths.

Sincerely,
Pansy

[SIRIUS ORION BLACK]

Snake,

Leave her the hell alone. You will not know what hit you. You're just jealous of us lions.

The sexiest beast in all of the universes, especially sexier than the idiot snakes who think they are so very good in everything, but they're not, I am, Sirius Black

[pansy]

Scardy cat,

Spare me the bedtimes stories as we both know you won't do a thing. You do not have it in you, admit it. Jealous, huh? I do not like goody-goods so trust me when i say i have no reason to be jealous of you lot because you have NOTHING that interests me. You are just lame and pathetic, never standing up for nothing aside lost causes, so do reconsider your statements.

Oh my, you have a huge ego, too bad it won't do you any good because you see, you're not my type, so in my eyes, you're not even remotely close to the word 'sexy', but don't worry, I'm sure there are some puffs around who'd squeal if you say 'hi' to them. Dunno if it would be because of your looks or just because you startled them by intruding in their little parallel universe, but details.

Best of luck,
Pansy

[ALICE KEMPTON TURNER]

Pansy,

Please excuse Sirius. He means well, really, but what he fails to understand is that I can take care of myself. I wasn't Sorted into Gryffindor for my charm, and neither was he. I would highly suggest not tempting him; he can have quite the temper, as can I. I would also reconsider calling me a lost cause. Being rude and spiteful will get you nowhere, Pansy. Whereas I am doing good in the world by helping those weaker than I am.

I must agree with you, however, on your opinion of Sirius. He does have a huge ego, which I have tried repeatedly to deflate, to no success. However, there is no need to hurt him in that way. Sirius is very opinionated about his appearance, as you are also, I'm sure. How would you like it if someone told you that you were ugly?

~ Alice